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:)) so you are wearing this, and I am guessing it's not so hard to integrate a "face recognition" piece to the software. you are walking on the street, the darn thing does random searches on the web for people that are around you. you get a "homemade porn" of a girl, some hits on facebook profiles, and a girl who has postings on "adultfinder" web site.
- hi. nycougar999, right?
- excuse me?
- your handle. it's nycougar999, right?
- what? how do you know that?
- you last logged in yesterday.
- what?
- oh, that's just a stupid piece of information. I like pussy cats too. I have three of them
- that's not what I meant when I wrote that.
- oh?
- I am a lesbian
- this search sucks.
- here. let me help you. let's see if this camera can recognize where I will shove it up now
- here. put these on your fingertips. it will take pictures as you do it
- shall I
- no lubrication necessary. it's augmented
- it says "found audio" on your ass
- pull my finger to listen
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